There’s Impossible Stuff

[Originally posted on June 9, 2017 — old blog]

When I was in second grade, I remember my teacher making some blanket comment, “Nothing’s impossible” and my stupid little mind lit up. Do you know what I said to myself? “That’s not true. Standing upside down on one piece of hair is impossible. Don’t feed me that crap.” I never said that out loud to anyone. So whenever some dummy tries telling you “Nothing’s impossible”, tell them to beat it.

Comment with something that you know for sure is impossible.